The Party’s Over

Jonathan Pie is obviously very sad that UKIP appears to be ‘Bolton’ headlong (or rather headless) towards oblivion



6 and Out

Cassandra-like, I predicted a couple of days ago that in addition to the plethora of players already ruled out, there are likely to be more casualties before the 6 Nations kicks off!

Unfortunately it turns out I was right – Wales have lost Rhys Webb for the whole of the Championship – and because he is off to Toulon at the end of the season, he may even have played his last game in the Welsh shirt.

In a further bit of bad news for Eddie Jones, it has been reported that Maro Itoje has been unable to train at the England camp in Portugal and may be doubtful for the Italy game.

I suggest that all the coaches shuffle down to Superdrug tout suite and buy them out of cotton wool.

A Worst Appendix

As an addendum to the catastrophic decision to hold a referendum, David ‘Kamikaze’ Cameron has now stated that “Brexit is not as big a fuck up as I thought it would be despite my bleeding awful campaigning” – or words to that effect –

This bollox provided instant mileage for the Daily Express and Mail together with their mindless readers.

Cameron’s statement is the equivalent of Napoleon suggesting that his winter sojourn to Moscow was a gentle ramble


What a twat!