Michael Gove is back in the cabinet and guess what job he’s got – he’s the new Environment secretary!
No – really!
This is like putting Guy Fawkes in charge of the Houses of Parliament renovations – although, hang on a minute…..
His record and attitude to climate change is up there with the ‘Great Donzo’!
Mayhem is obviously desperate to do anything to stay in number 10 – expect her to appoint Joey Essex as Secretary of Education next – presumably to try for the ‘yoof’ vote!