On Spike Milligan’s headstone he insisted that they put this –
There have been others that are good too
On mine I want “I said going to the gym is dangerous”
This proves it –
I’m bloody terrified of snakes and this seems an excellent excuse for me not to have to piss about on a treadmill or to chuck some (aptly named) dumbbells around.
The fact that snakes are not indigenous to Turnip Town is frankly irrelevant – why take a chance eh?