Health Warning

On Spike Milligan’s headstone he insisted that they put this –

There have been others that are good too

On mine I want “I said going to the gym is dangerous”

This proves it –

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4459742/Python-falls-Queensland-gym-eating-possum.html

I’m bloody terrified of snakes and this seems an excellent excuse for me not to have to piss about on a treadmill or to chuck some (aptly named) dumbbells around.

The fact that snakes are not indigenous to Turnip Town is frankly irrelevant – why take a chance eh?

 

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