New Zealand have just been awarded first place in the ‘Stupidest country on the planet’ race.
For the last year this coveted award has been held jointly by us (Brexit) and then the US (Trump).
However in a masterful move Kiwi’s have jumped ahead –
The nation are outraged because Prime Minister, Bill English posted a photo of his lunch on a social media site.
What’s the big problem you ask – well he only went and put a tin of spaghetti on his pizza – fuck me what was he thinking? No wonder New Zealanders are getting out of their prams.
One said: “I might vote Labour now Bill. This is like sh*ting on Italy”.
“Can’t believe you posted this. Not being a pizza snob or anything but assume that you have sampled real pizza at least once in your life?” said another.
“Sorry Bill, any man who puts spaghetti on a pizza is not fit to run my country, you cannot count on my vote come election time,” added one more.
Seriously guys – if this is the biggest reason you have for not voting for someone we would be more than happy to let you have some of our idiots.
I bet the States would love to chip in too