Voice Recognition

When the camera swings round to the coach’s bench you often see them covering their mouths – I’m guessing they either had something garlicy for lunch or they are worried that the opposition defence bloke or the Mrs can lip read.

They will be delighted to learn that there is yet another gadget to add to the laptops, head mikes, player monitors and Nintendo’s currently used.

Voila – the perfect way to stop eaves dropping and to look like a complete dickhead –


It’s branded as ‘Hushme’ – although a better name would be ‘Shut the Fuck Up’

Hopefully it will also be bought by those annoying twats who insist on shouting down their mobiles on public transport!

Seriously – nobody gives a fuck what you want for tea!



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