I know that everyone (except Donald McTrumpton) is blaming the extreme weather conditions on global warming.
But I, for once think that Don may just be right about climate change.
I accept full responsibility for the latest freak arrival – Storm Doris!
This phenomenon is obviously a direct result of my persistent disparaging remarks about Doris’ everywhere. Truth is I use the term affectionately the exact opposite of when I refer to Harro as a complete twat.
Here are a couple of Doris ones that I especially like
Now Doris – pack up all that nonsense and stop being such a tart!