I’m going to let you into a secret – although thinking about it maybe I shouldn’t. I mean you never know what sort of twats read this rubbish do you? Like Harro, Airdy, Farrelly – I could go on and on and almost never run out of complete idiots!
So, the title of this one is a bit redundant since I’m not going to let you be party to…
Fuck, don’t mention the party, I did once but I think I got away with it.
Right, I’m off to hoover the donkey jacket and try and knock some of the pig shit off my best wellies (well my only wellies to be exact) – I mean I wouldn’t want to embarrass Terry would I?
The only thing this really explains is why the posts are extra short today –cos we’re off out – all will be revealed tomorrow as they say in those really crap soap operas.