Carnage at the Bowling Green

Turnip Town was shocked last night when the local bowling green was savaged by a bunch of unruly, out of control pensioners. This followed a serious incident where there was a lot of bloodshed at the Nell Gwynn tea rooms.

Of course both of these stories are complete bollocks, but then if Trump’s lot can produce fake stories then why not me?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/kellyanne-conway-bowling-green-massacre-invent-make-up-donald-trump-muslim-ban-iraqi-refugees-a7560726.html

This is so stupid that I started to think that the White House are living in a parallel universe – so I banged my head against the wall just to see.

Unfortunately not – we’re stuck with it and now I have a fucking big headache!

As Donald would say “It’s True!” So I guess it must be.

 

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