Porn Again? Christian

An important question was posed on the BBC website yesterday –

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38611265

Is it okay to watch porn in public?

Because of my obvious interest in this subject I conducted a statistically significant survey (of one) into this important matter.

My findings are as follows –

100% of those interviewed felt that –

  1. It is perfectly acceptable provided the person turns the screen to an angle that allows you to see fully what is going on
  2. The participants on the site should always include at least one Doris who has an unfeasibly large chest
  3. The owner of the device should be prepared to take specific requests (e.g. ‘Debbie Does Dallas’ – the musical)
  4. The owner must also show consideration for others by staying on the bus until it reaches your stop.

Simples

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