Airdy added a note to my post yesterday (‘Load of Old Balls’) –
He obviously didn’t guess that it was a typo on my part – it should have been ‘crunch pack’.
When I played I always included a giant pack of fun size crunchies in my kit in case I got the munchies (or ‘crunchies’ as I wittily called it, ha ha) at halftime. I didn’t dare to put them in the ‘valuables bag’ as I knew one of the bloody Askean props would have had them away! The answer was to strap them to my back – simples!
As Airdy indicated, we have been mates for 45 years – how the fuck did he not know whether I actually had a hunch?