I read this in yesterday’s Guardian and was absolutely made up at first –
It seems that if you’re a grumpy sod you’re less likely to have a Sean Connery. That doesn’t mean you are next in line to be 007 – its rhyming slang for a coronary!
I soon realised that being happy about the news put me right in the market for a stroke – so I went back to being a miserable sod – double quick, I can tell you!
The only thing I’m going to be positive about now is remaining a totally sad fat bastard. Simples