Les Miserables

I read this in yesterday’s Guardian and was absolutely made up at first –


It seems that if you’re a grumpy sod you’re less likely to have a Sean Connery. That doesn’t mean you are next in line to be 007 – its rhyming slang for a coronary!

I soon realised that being happy about the news put me right in the market for a stroke – so I went back to being a miserable sod – double quick, I can tell you!

The only thing I’m going to be positive about now is remaining a totally sad fat bastard. Simples


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