The Government have completely denied that there is any truth in the leaked memo suggesting that they don’t have a fucking clue about how to sort out Brexit.
Personally I’m certainly prepared to believe them – next there’ll be some nonsense about them promising to give the NHS £350 million a week. As if!
They are obviously well on top of things – and our future is safe in their hands.
I look forward to their new plan which I understand involves building a big bleeding wall around all hospitals to keep really sick people and ‘Johnny foreigners’ out thus stopping the spread of infection and vastly improving the Government record on NHS targets.
This will make the float on the LSE a real winner.
This terrifically good news will be leaked to the press – but only the Sunday Express and Daily Mail, obviously.