For Cods Sake

There’s been a lot of piss taking in the media about the study to see if fish speak in regional dialects –

http://news.sky.com/story/noise-pollution-leaves-chatting-fish-struggling-to-be-heard-10605985

I have no idea why there is so much hilarity about this – it makes perfect sense to me and £300,000 of taxpayer money well spent I think.

I mean you wouldn’t want to eat some bastard haddock who had a scouser accent or a cockney cod twat that had swum down the Thames would you? Much less a French flounder for fucks sake!

Mind you a clown fish might be fun.

No – a fine use of funds. I suggest a study into the sexual proclivities of rabid rodents should be next on the agenda.

 

 

 

 

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