There’s been a lot of piss taking in the media about the study to see if fish speak in regional dialects –
I have no idea why there is so much hilarity about this – it makes perfect sense to me and £300,000 of taxpayer money well spent I think.
I mean you wouldn’t want to eat some bastard haddock who had a scouser accent or a cockney cod twat that had swum down the Thames would you? Much less a French flounder for fucks sake!
Mind you a clown fish might be fun.
No – a fine use of funds. I suggest a study into the sexual proclivities of rabid rodents should be next on the agenda.